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don't tell 'er indoors...

But it seems a car wash firm is making hand over butts.. boobs profits..





Per the "Express" today..

Dammit Paul .. you don't have a COLD shower smiley..

But it seems there's a car wash firm which "the police are keeping an eye on"

Oh dear.. why the mirth.. ???

if you have a Jag or Ferrari.. you get "babes" draped all over it !

This firm has blokes queuing .. even if the car's not even dirty


Why:


Girls clad in scanty bikinis wash it..


If you pay a fiver more .. they'll do it topless




This firm's turning over in excess of £1000 per day in car washes..



It plans to expand..



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wildy will have more kittens if she even suspects the images a-flowing through my imagination here..





However...

Wildy could not give up chocs for Lent.. I bet her on this.. she's now to be my "slave and obey my every whim.. " :bounce:


My car's as dirty as my mind





Phew.. bet I get fined for our charity for this post.. Wildy will have her revenge. ...
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Haha I'd use it. A friend (honest) tells me that they drop their sponges a lot though........

Tough one to call - topless girlies or scratches all over the car

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MM - WHERE ??(looking for tongue hanging out a mile smiley)

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Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

Hinckley, Leicestershire (M69/A5 junction)

Book online!

http://www.bubbles-n-babes.com/

Oh - just down the road - hope Mrs B don't find out.

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lets bring sanity back to speed limits.
Drivers are like donkeys -they respond best to a carrot, not a stick .Road safety experts are like Asses - best kept covered up ,or sat on

They are looking for ladies - £100 to 200 per day, given that they are risking hyperthemia, shouldn't they be getting hazard money also??

Will have to 'inspect' premises

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Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.

http://www.wildcrafts.co.uk

They must be making a bob or two with the advertising on the home page

My wifes nephew told us he was accosted by a woman in Preston, who claimed she desperately needed £10, and would do ANYTHING for £10!!

He told her he could do with his car valeting, as £10 was the best price he had got!

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