camerasaremoneyspinners wrote:
Are you honestly a camera operator?
Was that your dream job when you were little,
go on then i will humour you for a while
when i left school a long time ago i went to college, bought my first car and planned my future, then i had someone putting stickers on my car saying not to park there, but being lazy i did not want to walk 15 minutes from the next free parking space, so i continued to park there, next thing i was the victim of a parking scam, my car was clamped and towed away, i fought tooth and nail to get it back and ended up paying double its value in costs.
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camerasaremoneyspinners
or did you just turn into a failure raising money for the state?
i then found a job in industry but that was too hard for me, so i started to work for the police, applying for various internal jobs over the years but the after getting totally fed up with the moaning, whinging self centred public,
i become a vouyer within the CCTV control room, trying to juggle shifts with a young family life, a part time job as a fire fighter i became very stressed and i developed an addiction for doughnuts and coffee, hence a swap onto an early dis organised ANPR team but again this was too disruptive for my addiction to doughnuts,
so i morphed myself into a Camera Operator, as you said raising money from the state, millions of pounds a day, ahhh but think of the doughnuts, but alas the medical department said because of the doughnuts i was getting too obese to hide in my little invisible van, so they said i had to go, i was carried kicking and screaming

, i took my LTI hostage and after a stand off, they agreed my demands, chocolate covered doughnuts
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It must be a tough job though, being cooped up in those vans and knowing
what most people feel about you. Having said that 'bailif' is worse.
in fact you are right, flatulence is a terrible thing
sorry mods could not resist